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鎴戝鍒剁殑鍒汉鐨勭瑧璇濈殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I copy other people's jokes.
涓枃-鑻辫
5鐡舵按涓�澶╅偅寰堝鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
5 bottles of water a day that a lot
涓枃-鑻辫
5鐡舵按涓�澶╅偅寰堝鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
5 bottles of water a day that a lot
涓枃-鑻辫
鍏堢敓鎮ㄥソ锛屽浜庢湰娆″叆浣忚繕婊℃剰鍚楋紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
Hello, sir, are you satisfied with this stay?
涓枃-鑻辫
鎴戦潪甯搁潪甯稿枩娆㈠ス锛屽枩娆㈢湅浠栨墍鏈夌殑鐢靛奖銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I like her very much and watch all his movies.
涓枃-鑻辫
鍕や凯銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Thrift.
涓枃-鑻辫
鎴戞妸鑻规灉鍒囨垚涓ゅ崐鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
I cut the apples in half.
涓枃-鑻辫
鍨冨溇鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
garbage
涓枃-鑻辫
浜庢槸鍋氬嚭鏉ュ畠鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
So make it
涓枃-鑻辫
浼ゅ績鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
Sad
涓枃-鑻辫
濡傛灉鍦ㄧ伀鐏句腑淇濇姢鑷繁鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
If you protect yourself in a fire,
涓枃-鑻辫
琚瓙銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Quilt.
涓枃-鑻辫
鍥炲幓浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I'm back.
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犲ソ锛屼粬鎯抽棶涓�涓嬫湁娌℃湁鐩掕鐨勶紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
Hello, he wants to ask if there are any boxes?
涓枃-鑻辫
鍠濈殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
drink
涓枃-鑻辫
闆ㄧ殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Rain
涓枃-鑻辫
鍥炲幓浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I'm back.
涓枃-鑻辫
娌″叧绯伙紝鎴戜滑鍙互鐢ㄨ嫳璇亰澶┿�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
It doesn't matter, we can chat in English.
涓枃-鑻辫
璐洶鑰呫�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
poor.
涓枃-鑻辫
鎵嬫満鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
mobile phone
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犺繕鏈夋垜鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
You and me.
涓枃-鑻辫
閭ｅ緢澶氱殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
That's a lot.
涓枃-鑻辫
閭ｅ緢澶氱殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
That's a lot.
涓枃-鑻辫
鎵嬫満鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
mobile phone
涓枃-鑻辫
鍞エ鍘呭湪鍝殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Where's the ticket office?
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犱滑鍗板害鐨勬槑鏄燂紝闃跨背灏旀睏銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Your Indian star, Amir Khan.
涓枃-鑻辫
鏈�浣庤捣璁㈤噺1000鍙扮殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Minimum starting capacity of 1000 units
涓枃-鑻辫
涓浗杈句汉銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
China's got people.
涓枃-鑻辫
楗殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
meal
涓枃-鑻辫
涓婂簥鍘荤殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Go to bed.
涓枃-鑻辫
鎴戞兂鍘昏彍鍦恒�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I want to go to the vegetable market.
涓枃-鑻辫
鏃犺鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
Speechless
涓枃-鑻辫
楂橀泤鐨勮壓鏈殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Elegant Art
涓枃-鑻辫
鎴戣蛋浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
I'm leaving
涓枃-鑻辫
鍦ㄥ鑸嶇殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
In the dormitory
涓枃-鑻辫
楂橀泤鐨勭殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Elegant
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犳槸闇�瑕佷粈涔堜笢瑗匡紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
What do you need?
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犲緢鑱槑銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
You are very smart.
涓枃-鑻辫
椹箍鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
reindeer
涓枃-鑻辫
绾㈣壊娉＄彔鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
Red beads
涓枃-鑻辫
鎴戝澶幓鍝噷浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Where's my brother-in-law?
涓枃-鑻辫
浣犵殑鍚嶅瓧璁╂垜绗戜竴澶╃殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
Your name makes me laugh all day
涓枃-鑻辫