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  • 宸︾殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Left
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  • 浣犲厛璺熶粬璇寸殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • You tell him first.
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  • 鍙戠幇浠栭浜嗚捣鏉ョ殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • I found him flying.
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  • 鍗冲皢鏉ヤ复鐨�30宀佺殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • The upcoming 30th birthday
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  • 娆㈣繋浣犳潵鎴戝鐜╃殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Welcome to my house.
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  • windshield鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • -
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  • 鏅洪殰鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Retarded
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  • 鎬庝箞浜嗭紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • What happened?
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  • 鎴戞潵鑷腑鍥界殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • I'm from China.
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  • 鍐ぉ鐨勯槼鍏夋病閭ｄ箞鍒虹溂锛屽緢鏆栧拰鐨勭殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • The winter sun is not so harsh, it's warm.
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  • 鎴戝洖鏉ュ暒鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • I've come back
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  • 姣涘肪銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Towel.
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  • 鏈嬪弸鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • friend
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  • 鍦ｈ癁蹇箰鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Merry Christmas
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  • 浣犲ソ锛岃繖閲屾湁娌℃湁鍒涘彲璐达紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Hello, is there any record edi-on?
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  • 澶叚浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • It's six.
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  • 鏈�鍚庯紝澶氬弬鍔犲叕鐩婃椿鍔ㄧ殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Finally, take part in more public welfare activities
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  • 30宀佺殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • 30 years old
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  • 浣犱互鍓嶆潵杩囨垜浠繖閲屾寜鎽╁悧锛熺殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Have you ever come to us before for a massage?
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  • 12鎯呫�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • 12 love.
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  • 涓�鐐归兘涓嶆兂鍙楁姌纾ㄣ�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • I don't want to be tortured at all.
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  • 涓轰粈涔堟�ц繃鍚庯紝浣犺繕娌℃湁濂虫湅鍙嬶紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Why don't you have a girlfriend after sex?
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  • 浣犱滑澶兘鍠濅簡鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • You can drink too much.
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  • 璇蜂綘涓嶈鎶婅繖涓秷鎭紶鍑哄幓鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Please don't send out the news.
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  • 鎴戝彨宸ュ巶瀹夋帓鐢熶骇鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • I call the factory to arrange production.
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  • 鍐ぉ鐨勯槼鍏夋病澶忓ぉ鐨勯槼鍏夊埡鐪硷紝寰堟殩鍜岀殑鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • The winter sun is not the summer sun glare, it is very warm
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  • 浣犲ソ锛屼綘鍦ㄥ共浠�涔堬紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Hello, what are you doing?
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  • 浣犱滑缇庡浗鐨勬槦宸村厠鍜栧暋锛屽湪涓浗搴楀彂缁欐垜鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Your American Starbucks coffee, sent to me in the Chinese store
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  • 鎶婂彟涓�涓墧缁欎簡鍒汉鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Throw the other one away.
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  • 涓滅殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • east
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  • 鎵�浠ョ幇鍦ㄧ潯涓嶇潃浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • So I can't sleep now.
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  • 鎵�浠ョ幇鍦ㄧ潯涓嶇潃浜嗙殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • So I can't sleep now.
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  • 鍓嶅ぉ銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Before.
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  • 12琛屻�傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • 12 lines.
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  • 璇蜂綘鍐烽潤鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Please calm down.
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  • 浠婂ぉ鍦伴渿 缃戜笂寰堝绗戣瘽鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Today's earthquake, a lot of jokes on the Internet.
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  • 鎴戠殑澶村儚璺熸垜鐨勭湡浜哄儚鍚楋紵鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • Is my avatar like my real life?
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  • 璇疯緭鍏ヨ杈撳叆鎮ㄧ殑瀵嗙爜锛岀殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Please enter your password,
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  • 浣犺拷濂冲鐨勬妸鎴忓凡缁忚繃鏃朵簡銆傜殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Your trick of chasing girls is out of date.
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  • 璧拌繎浣犵殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇�
    • Come near you.
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    • -
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  • 灏忛┈鐨勮嫳璇�庝箞璇�
    • pony
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